Friday, September 5, 2008

If he could talk, this is what he'd say

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Come, sit, hang out a bit.

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Listen closely, I have something to tell you.

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You see these fists? They will mess you up. I mean it; I'm tough. I'm from Jersey. I'm like one step away from sprouting chest hair, wearing gold chains, and changing my name to Tony.

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You understand what I'm sayin'? MESSED. UP.

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HOLY SHIT! What the fuck was that? That giant fluffy thing just jumped over my head.

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Seriously, what the HELL was that thing? It's bigger than me.

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What was I talking about again? You people bore me.

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Oh, right. I was talking about how sexy I am. HOWYOUDOIN'?

26 comments:

Kristin.... said...

HA! Too funny!

I want the pics from the painting though!

Bridget said...

Sooo friggan cute

Kellie said...

Haha.....that's great!! Love it!

Mandy said...

Sooooooo sweet!!

CassJustCurious said...

Lexi says "it's love baby"

Karin said...

I do believe, you need to do this photo-captioning everyday! I howled with laughter. I know when i am going through Nicholas pictures I am always narrating them in my head myself lol.

Feener said...

excellent

Morgan said...

so so friggin' cute.

3XMom said...

oh my God...i am seriously crying i am laughing so hard. That is so awesome.

CMB said...

He is so adorable! I love your take on his thoughts.

beach mama said...

That was SO freaking cute!!

Astarte said...

DH and I are ROTFL at these!!!!! Oh, that cat one should be framed!!!!! HA!

Rachel said...

You are a hoot! This is too cute.
You need to frame these with these captions. oh mah hell woman!!!

Wendi said...

Oy to the oy! He's ridiculously adorable. Must come devour him again soon.

I LOVE his expression and caption in the one with Cronus.

That Chick Over There said...

OH. MY. BOB. IN THE MORNING! He is ADORABLE!!!

I got my video last night toots! Thanks so much! I'm going to try it out today. Can't wait!!! :)

chefmom said...

TOO DAMN CUTE!! Especially love the last picture. What a smirk! My husband's favorite saying is HOWYOUDOIN? So much so , that when he lost a bet, I shaved it into his chest hair, and made him go to a public pool. LOL!!!

noble pig said...

OMG I am laughing so hard! He is so sweet and I totally hear the jersey accent! Love it.

Shelly Overlook said...

Hilarious!

BTW, who is this child? Because that is no teeny tiny baby that you just gave birth to.

That Nora Girl said...

His cuteness is so bright that I have to squint when I look at his pictures.

And he's funny just like his mom!

Pgoodness said...

LOL I think that is exactly what he was thinking!!

SciFi Dad said...

Personally, I think he was thinking "These fists will fuck you up something fierce, you piece of shit."

(He is from Jersey, motherfuckers.)

Multi-tasking Mommy said...

Ok, that is most adorable photo shoot I've ever seen!!!

He's going to have a lot to say one day, I can just tell.

Alexis & Brian said...

too cute...amd too funny!

Madame Queen said...

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a while!

I will MESS YOU UP! LOL!

Michele said...

aww... so cute!

Steph said...

He is SOOOOOOOOOOO Cute!!! I love the taglines for the photos!