Stumble It!
"When the zombies attack, we need to get to my parent's house in upstate NY," he says, beer in hand, to the small group of friends gathered in my kitchen.
"Oh, here he goes again," I take a deep gulp of my martini.
"It's the best place to go; there are already guns and plenty of space," he continues.
"Yeah, dude, and it's at the top of that big hill. We'd have the advantage with high ground," Mark, his brother, adds in. "You could cover the back and I could stand ground at the base of the hill."
I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Guess it runs in the family
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9 comments:
You need to read my post today. Men. Weird.
But what if one of THEM turns zombie? Do they have a back up plan?
I'm scared. Hold me.
Good Lord- your Husband TOO??? What is this obscession with the Zombie Apocolypse???
Funny thing is imagining them lying in bed at night planning the scenarios.
makes me think of the movie Red Dawn,I don't think of zombies but i do still think of the cold war stuff....
As I told my missus, women spend their childhood planning the perfect wedding. Guys spend their childhood planning wha they'll do in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
The REALLY sad thing is we're kinda looking forward to it...
Thank you for posting this. I was concerned Mike had grown complacent with the zombies.
Since I no longer have the farm, can I join you guys when the zombiepocalypse comes? They'll need back-up. What if one of them got zombiefied?
Although I'd have a much longer way to go to get there. No way I could plow through a horde of zombies in a Hyundai. Never mind - I'll stick with my previous plan of barricading myself in Wal-Mart.
-Eliz.
At least you have a plan! Also, hills are good to surround with moats.
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