Wednesday, September 16, 2009

It may involve pee and an office

"Momma, this sandal is peeing in the office!" Charlotte screeches at me from the couch.

"Um, what?"

"This SHOE! I can't get it on!!" She struggles with the strap of her quickly-becoming-too-small sandals.

"I'm sorry. Do you want help?"

"No, I'll get it. It's just PEEING ME IN THE OFFICE!"

"You peed in the office?" I quickly scan the floor for puddles.

"NO!! This SHOE is peeing ME in the OFFICE!"

"Ohhhhhhh, the shoe is pissing you off?"

"YES! That's what I SAID."

17 comments:

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

Haaaahaaaa! Hilarious!

What a kid!

Casey said...

awesome! she's so funny

Cookie said...

Out of the mouths of babes... too funny :)

Baby Beatnik said...

The second or third time she said it I totally saw what was coming... How funny!!

And btw, your flickr thingy on the right side of your page is making me very hungry. The idea of those salmon cakes is making my mouth water. (Not fair - I can't go to the grocery store for another couple of days!!!)

SciFi Dad said...

Awesome.

Reminds me of the time I asked my kid what she wanted for breakfast, and for five solid minutes I tried to figure out what she meant when she said "Amy's Feet" (who is Amy, and why are you eating her feet?) before I realized she was saying cream of wheat.

Life As I Know It said...

Ha! Funny!!

Alison said...

I love her.

MOM/MeMaAprillynn said...

Who can forget sweet and sour pig balls? Radiheaters or kebitz?

Jenn c said...

She is soooo a product of you...lol. Love it!

Pgoodness said...

LMAO!

That Chick Over There said...

Someday, I want her to marry the BoyChild. Okay? Thanks.

Multi-tasking Mommy said...

That is hilarious! So cute.

K and J's mom said...

It's funny how as mamas we can figure out our way through our kid-ese. Love this!

jenny said...

so freakin' hilarious.
your daughter rocks.

McMama said...

ROFL. Your kid is almost as awesome as mine. ;)

Country Girl said...

I'd like to adopt your little girl. She's a rockstar. Just like her momma!

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