"Momma, this sandal is peeing in the office!" Charlotte screeches at me from the couch.
"Um, what?"
"This SHOE! I can't get it on!!" She struggles with the strap of her quickly-becoming-too-small sandals.
"I'm sorry. Do you want help?"
"No, I'll get it. It's just PEEING ME IN THE OFFICE!"
"You peed in the office?" I quickly scan the floor for puddles.
"NO!! This SHOE is peeing ME in the OFFICE!"
"Ohhhhhhh, the shoe is pissing you off?"
"YES! That's what I SAID."
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
It may involve pee and an office
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17 comments:
Haaaahaaaa! Hilarious!
What a kid!
awesome! she's so funny
Out of the mouths of babes... too funny :)
The second or third time she said it I totally saw what was coming... How funny!!
And btw, your flickr thingy on the right side of your page is making me very hungry. The idea of those salmon cakes is making my mouth water. (Not fair - I can't go to the grocery store for another couple of days!!!)
Awesome.
Reminds me of the time I asked my kid what she wanted for breakfast, and for five solid minutes I tried to figure out what she meant when she said "Amy's Feet" (who is Amy, and why are you eating her feet?) before I realized she was saying cream of wheat.
Ha! Funny!!
I love her.
Who can forget sweet and sour pig balls? Radiheaters or kebitz?
She is soooo a product of you...lol. Love it!
LMAO!
Someday, I want her to marry the BoyChild. Okay? Thanks.
That is hilarious! So cute.
It's funny how as mamas we can figure out our way through our kid-ese. Love this!
so freakin' hilarious.
your daughter rocks.
ROFL. Your kid is almost as awesome as mine. ;)
I'd like to adopt your little girl. She's a rockstar. Just like her momma!
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